…It’s my blog. This post is dedicated to my brother, who decides to write a new blog post at nofencesinheaven.blogspot.com approximately every 6-8 weeks six years.
My top 10 facts about Chuck Norris.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
